Reviews from guests who stayed at this hotel, shared by our hotel supplier. Score based on the latest 9 reviews.
Agnieszka
United Kingdom · Family · February 2025
“Thank you again for looking after us and I hope to return very soon!”
+We had the best stay at PataPalo thanks to our wonderful host Borja, who went above and beyond to make our stay comfortable. He took his time to give detailed explanations on how everything works on the boat. Additionally, he’s been responding promptly to all my questions and was a massive help when my daughter became unwell. The boat itself has everything you need and more. It is moored in the beautiful area of Marina Lanzarote with quiet and respectful neighbours. Shared areas are clean and there’s even a convenient grocery store just few minutes away from the boat.
−Loved everything about the property.
Christopher
United Kingdom · Solo · February 2025
“classic, plastic yacht in a marina close to town centre”
+convenient location close to town centre
−accomodation is basic (it's a yacht) with no HW, no heating. Showers are 150m away in a marina shower block. Galley facilities limited.
Jason
United Kingdom · Couple · February 2025
“Great location and nice to stay on a yacht with easy access to Arrecife and onward travel.”
+Great location in the harbour with easy access to Arrecife
−Nightclub - You could hear the nightclub until the early hours Friday and Saturday.
Carly
United Kingdom · Family · January 2025
“Exceptional”
+Fantastic experience, location was perfect. The host is extremely helpful, highly recommend 🌟
Patrick
Ireland · Couple · January 2025
“Very good”
Tatiana
United Kingdom · Couple · January 2025
“Nice stay but night club nearby ruins it”
+The boat is clean, kitchen is well equipped with everything needed for a short stay. Check-in and check-out are smooth processes. The host provided towels, shampoo, etc. On the days the night club nearby does not operate it is idyllic and quiet location.
−The main problem is that it is 50m from a night club which operates on weekends from 11pm to 6am! With very loud music until the end of the working hours - well into the morning. On those nights it is impossible to sleep at all. They also occasionally have events on other days (they had one on Christmas Eve, which lasted until 7am of the Christmas day). Definitely bear this in mind before booking - try avoid weekends and check their website for the extra events. It is not just music, it is also shouting and screaming of inebriated patrons accompanied by violent vomitting (and yes, it all happens right at the entrance to the pier where the boat is located, so going for morning croissants on those days is not a nice sight…). The boat is a bit tired and could do with TLC.
Galina
United Kingdom · Group of friends · December 2024
“Perfect Boat, Stunning Views, Thoughtful Host!”
+I absolutely loved the boat and the experience of being surrounded by the sea and other boats. Everything was in impeccable condition. The kitchen was well-equipped, and there was a dining table available both indoors and outdoors. Enjoying a morning coffee or an evening drink on the outside deck was a delightful treat! Borja was incredibly friendly and helpful. He even left a bottle of water and some beer in the fridge for us, which was a thoughtful and much-appreciated gesture!
−You needed to walk to the Marina for a shower, which was generally fine, although the water wasn't always hot and sometimes was just lukewarm. Additionally, the boat's water system was noisy, but you could get used to it.
Angrat
United Kingdom · Couple · November 2024
“Great place to unwind”
+Everything especially the environment. The owner of the boat is very helpful and kind too.
−It happened that there was a noisy partying for 3 consecutive days but it's not PataPalo's fault to be fair.
Isabella
United Kingdom · Group of friends · March 2024
“It was amazing, the staff were friendly and it really made our stay memorable”
+We loved the location and style of the property, something different from what we were used to
−The only thing we didn’t love was the fact we had to go elsewhere for showering but we knew that before booking as we were on a boat